21 October 2014

Happy birthday to da bae~ 
I wish you the most wonderful birthday yet. Thanks for being my first friend in ASUB and always coming to pick up my drunk ass and being understanding when I fall asleep. You and your rich dad laugh are pretty cool, too, I guess. 

Get ready for dat pizza and dat rock my friend. Here’s to many more memories. See you Saturday when I beat your sorry loser ass in bp again. 



reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich